A Bolting Love Story

Long ago she lay hidden along the river under mounds of earth as the waters 
ever so slowly etched against her feet threatening to expose her to the elements.
She wasn't worried because it would be millions of years before the water succeeded
in their quiet endeavour to reveal her vulnerabilities and ugly scars.

Then one day the white men showed up with machines and explosives and started
shattering her protective veil. Within a few short years her nakedness was
exposed to the men who were clawing at her for the sake of money. After a while 
the men and their machines disappeared and she was given a brief respite from 
their brutality. 

Soon families appeared and wandered past in quiet appreciation of the stillness
and unique features of her silhouette. 

Then one day more white men showed up with small machines. Once again gripped 
in fear she shuddered in terror as these men and their little machines poked 
and chipped at her very being. But these men were different, they'd gently follow
her diminutive lines and place tiny shiny metal objects while ever so gently
scraping away loose remnants (read CHOSS) of her feminine structure. They'd
talk to her and say things like "You are sooooo beautiful" and "I love your
existence". After that other men and women would show up and climb up her
loins and extol her beauty. These people made her really happy, but did they
really love HER or just their experience that she brought them? 

One day a bald, skinny, 4-eyed coked bottled bolting geek named Dreez spent 
hours surveying her curves. Dreez seemed sooo different from the rest. He seemed to be 
looking at HER, inside of HER, outside of HER. Dreez seemed to be looking for
that inner child that he could show to the world. And then Dreez found it
and fell totally in love. The perfect line. Dreez spent days carefully grooming
and placing metal objects. He mumbled endlessly "I love everything about you",
"I love your lines, I love your feel, I love your head, I love your feet". It
was almost embarrassing but yet titillating.

While working on his love, other climbers would show up and try to climb his
perfect line but still work in progress. These people used some bad words as
they also tried to exfoliate her skin. This brought back scary memories of the 
early days with the big machines. It made her so sad, she thought she was
beautiful for such a brief moment.

Then one day Dreez returned to spend time with his love. His cheerful demur turned
to shock. Someone had stolen his pre-hung static rope that he had used to work on the
love of his life. Dreez asked her "Who would do such a thing?". She responded,
"I'm tired and scared - They say I'm ugly - I think we need a break". Dreez left a 
broken man with a broken heart.

Eventually one sunny day, Dreez returned with a bright positive bolting gopher babe
named Treesa. Dreez said "I'm back my love, are you ready?" She nodded "Yes"
for it had been too long and she was no longer scared. Together Dreez and Treesa
put the final touches on her and called it complete. They all hugged in joy
as her exotic beauty was finally available for all to experience.

She decided it was time to forgive all the people who initially could not see her
inner beauty. She told Dreez to ask them to return to her and mutually share
the experience. She asked Dreez to send them this message of love, peace and
eternal climbing....

Shower The People You Love with ..... (MP3 - 3 meg) (best part is at end)